Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.