Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Breathe.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.