right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Your mom

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.