Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.