Boinked my neighbor

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.