in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

call someone by a siblings name.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.