Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.