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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.