something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.