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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.