Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.