When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Talk to my cat.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.