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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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penis
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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-56
Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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-72
Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Picking my nose.
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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.