Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Play as both sides on fifa

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

hate Justin Bieber

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.