get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I hate being called "buddy".

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.