put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I really like taking shits.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.