Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.