When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

I pee in the shower. :3

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.