Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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fap

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.