When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

make south park refferences every day

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.