after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.