chew on the side of my teeth

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Giving my dog a massage.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Thinking your life is a movie...

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.