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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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fap
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.