Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I think about other women when having sex

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.