When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Eat ice by itself

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Pee in the shower

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.