When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.