i masturbate with my feet

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.