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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Go outside and pee.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.