While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.