Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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fap

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.