when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.