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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.