chew on the side of my teeth

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.