carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Tear up when I poop

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.