Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Pee in the shower

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.