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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Take baths
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.