when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.