getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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incognito mode on google chrome

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.