get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I have seen a UFO

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.