All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.