I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.