Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

masturbate quietly in my room.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.