- Things You Think Only You Do

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Reading the terms of service :O....

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Take baths

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.