I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.