Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.