Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I never feel bored

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.