All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.