when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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jack off

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.