Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.