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Boinked my neighbor

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.