When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.