Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really like taking shits.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.