read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I always cry when I pray.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.