Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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i use dental dams

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.