put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.