it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.