When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.