Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.