Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.