I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.