Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.