When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

The older I get the more honest I get

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.