get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Play Minecraft

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Sometimes I toot.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.