I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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being super bored at school

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.