When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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fap

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.