When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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make south park refferences every day

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.