Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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k. everyone

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.