Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.