Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I hit the frig after sex

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never feel bored

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.