Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.