I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.