Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee in the shower.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.