I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.