turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.