I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.