Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Only use the left earphone.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.