When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.