I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I pee in the shower. :3

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.