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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I sleep in the nude.
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.
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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.