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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

misread flashlight

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.