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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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Do somthing only you do
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.