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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.