Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I piss in the bed every night

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.