when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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blink

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.