Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Fart at home

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.