when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I mean Diana Ross.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.