Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.