when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I was the real Stig...

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.