When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Having gay sex

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.