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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

make south park refferences every day

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Things You Think Only You Do

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