When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i masturbate with my feet

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.