Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.