Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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humiliating little girls

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.