- Things You Think Only You Do

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.