I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.