Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.