I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Having gay sex

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I piss in the bed every night

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Breathe.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.