kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Pee in the shower

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.