I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.