send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Go outside and pee.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

My parents are annoying.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.