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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.