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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I really like taking shits.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Things You Think Only You Do

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