Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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sing in the shower

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.