When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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thumb down this post

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.