When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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suck my own penis

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.