Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.