In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.