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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Be a loner at school
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.