- Things You Think Only You Do

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have seen a UFO

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.