Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Your mom

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.