Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.