Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.