when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.