When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

k. everyone

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.