When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I know how to type a ¿

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.