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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.