do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Poop naked.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.