Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.