I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pee in the shower

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.