When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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speak proper english

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.