When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.