I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.