Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.