I know how to type a ¿

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

My parents are annoying.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

I never feel bored

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I masturbate with sandpaper

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.