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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Brake for tail-gaters
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.