Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I have never watched Star Wars.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

try to give your friends spirit animals

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

k. everyone

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.