I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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whale sperm

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.