when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Only use the left earphone.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.