When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Pretend my life is a videogame.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.