look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I think about other women when having sex

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smoke marijuana

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.