I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Having gay sex

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Breathe.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.