When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.