Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.