I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.