When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.