Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Be a loner at school

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.