Sometimes I toot.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Breathe.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.