send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Go outside and pee.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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My parents are annoying.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.