look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I think about other women when having sex

smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.