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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.