kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.