Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I control water in the shower.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.