When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Look at my poop before flushing

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

speak proper english

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.