I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.