Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.