I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Ur mum

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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hallo

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.