Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Your mom

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.