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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Breathe.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.