When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.