When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.