Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.