When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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suck my own penis

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.