I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.