I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Take baths

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.