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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.