Pee in my work garbage can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.