I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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penis

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.