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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.