Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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fap

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.