Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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get bored so I fist myself for money

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.