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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.