Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.