Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Pee in the shower

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.