I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.