Justin Beiber is a woman

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.