When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.