Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I put big spaces in between comments

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.