Be a loner at school

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.