Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.