when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.