When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I have a phobia of incest

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

suck my own penis

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.