wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Talk to my cat.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.