Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.