Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

sit in the shower

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

I eat ass

make food scream if i chop them up.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.