Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.