gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.