When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.