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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.