Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.