I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Talk to my cat.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.