I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.