- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.