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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps
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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Play Minecraft
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.