Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.