wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I click my teeth to music

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.