Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

misread flashlight

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I know how to type a ¿

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

My parents are annoying.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.