Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Mayada stupid

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.