I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.