Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I pee in the shower.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.