Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I have autofocus in my eyes.

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Tear up when I poop

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.