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Take baths
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.