Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Sometimes I toot.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Dancing while hoovering

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.