Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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ASMR

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.