Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.