Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.