Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to rape that girl

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Tear up when I poop

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.