Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I pee in the shower.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.