sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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R A P E Children

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pee in the shower

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.