seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.