Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.