When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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wonder who wrote these things

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being super bored at shool

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.