After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Breathe.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.