I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.