Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.