When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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k. everyone

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.