Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.