I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.