like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.