Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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i masturbate with my feet

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.