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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I meow when my cat meows.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.