Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.