My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.