When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

humiliating little girls

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.