When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i masturbate with my feet

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.