sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -100

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

thumb_up thumb_down +299

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

thumb_up thumb_down -22

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -50

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +339

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.