If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to rape that girl

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.