If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I know how to type a ¿

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.