like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.