Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Take off the ends of the banana (

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I have never watched Star Wars.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.