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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.