Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.