like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.