When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't trill my R's

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.