when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Be a loner at school

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.