Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.