Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Take baths

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Peeing in the shower

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.