hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.