When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Play as both sides on fifa

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

hate Justin Bieber

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.