I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Sitting down in the shower

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.