Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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My parents are annoying.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.