If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.