after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Your mom

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.