Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.