thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.