I was the real Stig...

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.