Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.