When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I eat ass

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.