When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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being super bored at shool

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.