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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.