I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.