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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I piss in the bed every night
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.