When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.