during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.