Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Poo really loud

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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fap

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.