If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.