Pick giant boogers and eat them.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Being fat

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Pee in the shower.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.