I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.