Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.