Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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shag your mom

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.