Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.