Pee in the shower

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.