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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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Be a loner at school
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.