When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

being super bored at shool

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.