- Things You Think Only You Do

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.