Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.