Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.