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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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R A P E Children
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.