You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.