When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.