thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

make food scream if i chop them up.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Still record on VHS tapes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.