Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Courtesy flush.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.