when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Be a loner at school

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.