Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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misread dig bick

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.