Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.