wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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being super bored at shool

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.