If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I know how to type a ¿

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.