Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.