- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.