Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.