When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.