Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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conundrum.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.