Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.