I Masturbate Daily.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.