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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Pee in the shower

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Be a loner at school

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.