Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Being fat

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.