I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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conundrum.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.