Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I was the real Stig...

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.