when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.