- Things You Think Only You Do

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.