Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Pee in the shower

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I cant ride a bike

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.