Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Poo really loud

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.