Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pee in the shower

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.