Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Your mom

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

i use dental dams

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.