browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.