Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.