repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.