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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.