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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I always cry when I pray.
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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