resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

blink

Vote for the other guy

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.