Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Breathe.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.