I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.