Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.