When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.