Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.