Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.