when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.