Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

wonder who wrote these things

being super bored at shool

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I chew around the center of carrots.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.