I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I ejaculate fire and glory

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.