i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.