Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.