only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.