Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.