Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.