Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.