Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.