Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.