Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.