Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.