I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +20

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Like a toy until it breaks.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I always cry when I pray.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -41

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.