Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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misread dig bick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.