I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting down in the shower

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.