I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I hate being called "buddy".

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.