I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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conundrum.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.