When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have a phobia of incest

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.