Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.