Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.