Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.