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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Breathe.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.