waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.