when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.