popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.