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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.