Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

misread dig bick

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.