Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Pee in the shower

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.