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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.