Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Go outside and pee.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

look at bins as i walk past them

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

When I'm scared in the shower sing

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Sometimes I toot.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.