Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.