You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.