Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.