I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.