Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.