Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.