ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.