When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Poop naked.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.