get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.