When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pee in the shower

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.