I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.