Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder who wrote these things

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.