Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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shag your mom

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Talk to my cat.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Being fat

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.