Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.