Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.