Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.