speak proper english

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.