Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.