Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.