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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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hallo
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.