Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.