Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.