When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.