turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.