Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.