Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.