Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Go outside and pee.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Sometimes I toot.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.