I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Pretend i'm a sim.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.