When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I **** with no hands.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.