Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Fart at home

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.