Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.