log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Vote for the other guy

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.