When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.