get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.