I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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fap

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.