Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Eat ice by itself

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.