Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.