I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.