I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.