I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Pee in the shower.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.