Eat ice by itself

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.