I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.