Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.