when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.