Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I scratch and sniff.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I put big spaces in between comments

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.