When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

always check thde back seat before starting the car

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.