looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Made after doomsday plans

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Make up a song to yourself.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.