I was not born in the country I am living in now

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.