When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.