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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Fart at home

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.