Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.