Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.