Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Think about breathing...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.