When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Be a loner at school

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.