Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Breathe.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.