When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.