Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.