I constantly talk to myself.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Say what even when u heard someone

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.