wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.