make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.