1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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jack off

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Pee in the shower

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.