You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

k. everyone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.