Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.