When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Peeing in the shower

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.