.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

fap

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.