1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

jack off

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I pee in the shower. :3

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Pee in the shower

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.