Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Peeing in the shower

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.