Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.