Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.