Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.