I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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being super bored at school

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Picking my nose.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.