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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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I hit the frig after sex
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.