I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Smoking in the shower.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Fart at home

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.