Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Take baths

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.