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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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wonder who wrote these things
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.