When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.