Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.