When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.