Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Be a loner at school

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.