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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.