Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.