I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I eat ass

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Boinked my neighbor

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.