Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I **** with no hands.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.