Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

It's hot but I still have on covers

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.