I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.