When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

sit in the shower

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

open the fridge A eat food B think

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.