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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.