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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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Dancing while hoovering
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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.