I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.