wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I meow when my cat meows.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.