Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.