pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.