When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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sit in the shower

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.