when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.