Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I have seen a UFO

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.