If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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wonder who wrote these things

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.