Eat ice by itself

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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speak proper english

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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ASMR

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.