Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I rape small children ;).

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.