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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Boinked my neighbor
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.