When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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sit in the shower

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.