sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I really like taking shits.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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