Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I can't trill my R's

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.