I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I always cry when I pray.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.