When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.