Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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shag your mom

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.