Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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whale sperm

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.