Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.