Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I scratch and sniff.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.