When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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humiliating little girls

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.