I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.