when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.