I brush my teeth while im in the shower

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.