Courtesy flush.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.