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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Fart at home

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.