when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.