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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.