Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.