Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.