when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Play Minecraft

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I have a phobia of incest

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.