Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I click my teeth to music

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.