Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.