Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.