Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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im going to rape that girl

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.