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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Tear up when I poop
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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get really confused
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.