Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

thumb_up thumb_down -53

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -55

speak proper english

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down +213

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I chew around the center of carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -47

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down -108

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -75

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,623

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.