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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.