watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.