Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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My parents are annoying.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Poop naked.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.