Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.