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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.