I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.