When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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penis

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.