When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I scratch and sniff.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.