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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Pee in the shower
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.