Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to rape that girl

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.