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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Pee in the shower
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.