apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.