turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I know how to type a ¿

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.