I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.