Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.