whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Take baths

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.