When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.