when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.