When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

k. everyone

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.