When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Go outside and pee.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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sneeze without closing my eyes

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.