I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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R A P E Children

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I have seen a UFO

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.