skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fap

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.