Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Sitting down in the shower

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.