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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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shag your mom
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.