Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.