Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.