Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.