push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.