When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Go outside and pee.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.