When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.