See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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conundrum.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.