trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.