jack off

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I pee in the shower. :3

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Pee in the shower

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I **** with no hands.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.