When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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i smoke weed all day.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I **** with no hands.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.