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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Courtesy flush.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Think of numbers as male or female.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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I was the real Stig...
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...
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Talk to my cat.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.