whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Take baths

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.