I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.