Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I have autofocus in my eyes.

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.