Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.