After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.