I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.