check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.