You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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i smoke weed all day.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.