you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.