pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.