I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting down in the shower

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.