cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

It's hot but I still have on covers

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.