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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Breathe.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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Pee in the shower
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.