i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.