only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.