Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Pee in the shower.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.