Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.