I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.