Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.