thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Ur mum

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.