cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.