I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.