I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Think about breathing...

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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KICK THE CAN

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.