I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.