When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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humiliating little girls

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.