Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I ejaculate fire and glory

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.