Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.