If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I piss in the bed every night

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Do somthing only you do

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I control water in the shower.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.