Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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jack off

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Poop naked.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.