Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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being super bored at school

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.