I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

smoke marijuana

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Having gay sex

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Tear up when I poop

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.