DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Clarksonisms
Quoted Coworkers
Spare Some LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
…
Next ›
Last »
When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
Play with my own boobs for no reason
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
thumb_up
thumb_down
+16
I piss in the bed every night
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-72
Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+70
If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+18
Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
Make hand gestures when talking on phone
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+138
When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
thumb_up
thumb_down
+35
Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+90
When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
thumb_up
thumb_down
+76
« First
‹ Prev
…
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.