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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.