Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.