Giving my dog a massage.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I really like taking shits.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.