if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Play Minecraft

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.