pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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speak proper english

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.