Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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hate Justin Bieber

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.