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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.