I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.