How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.