always check thde back seat before starting the car

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

this is a terrible website and i hate you

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Make up a song to yourself.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.