touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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ASMR

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Dancing while hoovering

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.