Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I have seen a UFO

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.