Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.