Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Your mom

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.