Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Courtesy flush.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.