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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.