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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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I click my teeth to music
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.