Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Only use the left earphone.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.