wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.