im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.