Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.