When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.