When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.