I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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smoke marijuana

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Having gay sex

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.