Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

pick your nose and eat it

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.