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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Sleep with pillow between legs

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.