Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.