I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.