When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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smoke marijuana

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.