I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.