Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.