Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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ASMR

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.