while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.