Ur mum

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.