When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

jack off

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.