When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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conundrum.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.