I like to poo while smoking.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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being super bored at shool

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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smoke marijuana

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.