I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.