Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.