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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.