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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.