read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.