Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.