Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pick your nose and eat it

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.