Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Courtesy flush.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.