I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.