Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.