- Things You Think Only You Do

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.