Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Set Fire to the Rain

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.