stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I ejaculate fire and glory

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.