Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.