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misread dig bick
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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-159
Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.