When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.