After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.