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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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Only use the left earphone.
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.