Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

I put salt on buttered toast...

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.