I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.