Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.