Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I hold my breath in elevators

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.