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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pee in the shower.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.