Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.