When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I piss in the bed every night

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.