Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.