I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I really like taking shits.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.