When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Think of numbers as male or female.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.