When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.