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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.