I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.