Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.