Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.