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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.