Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.