Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.