Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I don't read the terms of service.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.