My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

thumb_up thumb_down -40

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

thumb_up thumb_down -33

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -33

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

thumb_up thumb_down -24

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.