If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Pee in the shower.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Pee in the shower

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.