Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.