At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.