- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

being super bored at school

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.