I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.