If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have a phobia of incest

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.