Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.