I hold my breath in elevators

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Pee in the shower

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.