Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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hallo

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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im going to rape that girl

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.