hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I want to suck on your penis

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.