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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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I know how to type a ¿
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.
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I sleep in the nude.
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Tear up when I poop
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.