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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Talk to my cat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.