- Things You Think Only You Do

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.