Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.