Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Tear up when I poop

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.