I masturbate with sandpaper

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I have seen a UFO

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.