Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.