I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.