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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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i use dental dams
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.