Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.