Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.