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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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look at bins as i walk past them
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.