I hold my breath in elevators

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Pee in the shower

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.