Courtesy flush.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

i masturbate with my feet

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.