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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Breathe.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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suck my own penis
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.