Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.