I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.