I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.