I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I scratch and sniff.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.