get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.