If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Pee in the shower.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Pee in the shower

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.