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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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i smoke weed all day.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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I click my teeth to music
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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.