Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Pee in the shower

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.