Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I piss in the bed every night

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Do somthing only you do

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.