get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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hate Justin Bieber

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.