I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never feel bored

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.