Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I don't read the terms of service.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.