I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.