Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have a phobia of incest

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Give your neighbors names from movies.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.