Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Pee in the shower

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.