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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Look at my poop before flushing
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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I hit the frig after sex
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.