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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.