Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I dip my pizza crust in soda

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.