I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Peeing in the shower

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.