laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Tear up when I poop

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.