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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I hit the frig after sex
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.