when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.