Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.