Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.