Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Dancing while hoovering

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Being fat

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.