Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.