When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.