Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.