- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I rape small children ;).

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.