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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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wonder who wrote these things

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.