When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.