YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.