Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I have walked into a sliding glass door

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.