When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

being super bored at shool

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.