Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.