When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.