Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.