While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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humiliating little girls

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.