When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I hit the frig after sex

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.