Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.