Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.