after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.