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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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I can't trill my R's
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.