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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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jack off
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.