Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I sleep in the nude.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.