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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Smoking in the shower.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.