I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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pick your nose and eat it

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.