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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.