Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.