Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.