When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Tear up when I poop

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.