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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.