When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Tear up when I poop

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.