test how many stares you can scale in one step

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.