make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Breathe.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.