Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.