Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Breathe.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.