Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Ur mum

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.