Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

I think about other women when having sex

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

It's hot but I still have on covers

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.