When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

masturbate quietly in my room.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.