- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.