When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.