Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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being super bored at shool

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.