Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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humiliating little girls

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.