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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pee in the shower.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.