Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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conundrum.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.