If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.