I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.