Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Poo really loud

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.