Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Be a loner at school

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.