if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.