When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.