Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Sitting down in the shower

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.