I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I put salt on buttered toast...

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.