Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.