I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.