Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.