I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I know how to type a ¿

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.