when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.