when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I **** with no hands.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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check shower for murder then pee

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.