- Things You Think Only You Do

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I constantly talk to myself.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

suck my own penis

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.