Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.