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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.