Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

fap

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.