I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

Pee in the shower

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.