I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.