Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Breathe.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.