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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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I was the real Stig...
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.