I hold my breath in elevators

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.