shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.