When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.