twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.