fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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thumb down this post

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I can't trill my R's

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.