I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.