I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Pee in the shower

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.