Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sitting down in the shower

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.