act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I control water in the shower.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Eat ice by itself

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.