Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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k. everyone

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I can't trill my R's

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.