When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.