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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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