When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.