feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Vote for the other guy

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.