Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Breathe.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.