Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.