fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I can't trill my R's

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.