Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.