I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.