Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

I really enjoy self-pity.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

RAPE CHILDREN

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.