Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.