I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.