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Play as both sides on fifa
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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hallo
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.