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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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