Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

conundrum.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.