if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.