When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.