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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.
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I sleep in the nude.
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Tear up when I poop
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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conundrum.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.