Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.