wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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being super bored at school

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.