Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.