Vote for the other guy

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

call someone by a siblings name.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.