Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.