I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.