While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.