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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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