scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.