I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.