Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Picking my nose.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.