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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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Sometimes I toot.
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.