Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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make south park refferences every day

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.