Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.