I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.