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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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-74
penis
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.