get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have a phobia of incest

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.