When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I eat ass

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.