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Gotta sleep with a fan.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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chew on the side of my teeth
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.