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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I sleep in the nude.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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pick your nose and eat it
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.