When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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make south park refferences every day

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.