Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.