get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.