Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.