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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.