Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I want to suck on your penis

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When out I like to "people watch."

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.