if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.