i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.