I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.