You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.