Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I chew my ice cream.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.