Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I Masturbate Daily.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.