I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Pee in the shower

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.