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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.
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get home from work and masturbate instantly
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.