I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.