Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.