after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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sit in the shower

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.