Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I really like taking shits.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.