Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I think about other women when having sex

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.