suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.