Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.