When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.