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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.