never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.