you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I hit the frig after sex

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

I eat ass

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.