Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.