I know how to type a ¿

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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My parents are annoying.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.