Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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conundrum.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.