I chew around the center of carrots.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

This song will not come out of my head!

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.