Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.