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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Mayada stupid
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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I chew my ice cream.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.