I'm really picky about how I earn money

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.