Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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R A P E Children

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.