I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Play Minecraft

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.