I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I never feel bored

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.