When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.