Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Picking my nose.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.