Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I chew my ice cream.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.