I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.