After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.