pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.