When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Stab myself on a daily basis

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.