Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.