Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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make south park refferences every day

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.