After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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penis

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.