After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.