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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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Mayada stupid
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.