Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I **** with no hands.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.