When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.