If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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make south park refferences every day

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.