I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I wonder if elections are rigged?

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.