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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.