I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.