you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.