Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Do somthing only you do

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.