Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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whale sperm

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.