I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.