If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I **** with no hands.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.