open the fridge A eat food B think

pull out a flies wings and let it go

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.