I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.