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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.