Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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make south park refferences every day

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.