you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.