When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Vote for the other guy

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.