I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

im going to kill that person and get away with it

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

check shower for murder then pee

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.