Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Take baths

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.