If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Say what even when u heard someone

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Like a toy until it breaks.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.