When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.