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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.