kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I really like taking shits.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.