Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.