Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I piss in the bed every night

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.