I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.