Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.