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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.