Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

make south park refferences every day

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

hate Justin Bieber

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.