When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.