after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I toot.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.