??2????????????????????

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I eat food when i'm bored..

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Pretend my life is a videogame.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.