I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Take baths

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.