While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.