At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.