feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.