Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Go for a 10 mile run.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

always check thde back seat before starting the car

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.