I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Picking my nose.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.