wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know how to type a ¿

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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My parents are annoying.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.