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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.