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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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Sitting down in the shower
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Pee in the shower.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.