Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Still record on VHS tapes.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.