When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.