eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.