Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I eat ass

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.