When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Talk to my cat.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.