Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sitting down in the shower

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.