sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.