Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Do somthing only you do

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I control water in the shower.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.