When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.