Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I piss in the bed every night

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.