Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.