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I have a phobia of incest
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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suck my own penis
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Smoking in the shower.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.