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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.