Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.