Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I eat ass

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.