Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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being super bored at shool

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.