I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.