I **** with no hands.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.