Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.