Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I **** with no hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.