Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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fap

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.