something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Say what even when u heard someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.