- Things You Think Only You Do

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

call someone by a siblings name.

I chew my ice cream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.