When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.