pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I know how to type a ¿

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.