eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.