If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I chew around the center of carrots.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

smoke marijuana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.