Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.