Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

sit in the shower

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.