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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.