Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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being super bored at shool

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.