I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about breathing...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.