open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

make food scream if i chop them up.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I used to eat bath bubbles

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

The older I get the more honest I get

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.