pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.