Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.