Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.