(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I have an irrational fear of sloths

suck my own penis

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.