right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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R A P E Children

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.