Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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sing like a pro in da shower

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Go outside and pee.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.