Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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misread dig bick

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.