Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.