I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

I control water in the shower.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Pee in my work garbage can.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.