Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -128

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

thumb_up thumb_down -50

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -73

I cant ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -37

try to give your friends spirit animals

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.