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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.