Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Your mom

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.