I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.