Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

I know how to type a ¿

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

I chew around the center of carrots.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.