Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Play Minecraft

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

misread dig bick

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.