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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.