Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.