think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.