whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

smoke marijuana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.