When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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get really confused

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Ur mum

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.