If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.