Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.