my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Pee in the shower

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.