When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I meow when my cat meows.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.