Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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The older I get the more honest I get

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.