When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Courtesy flush.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.