I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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being super bored at shool

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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smoke marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.