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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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KICK THE CAN
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.