whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.