I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.