Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Think about breathing...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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hate Justin Bieber

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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misread flashlight

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I know how to type a ¿

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.