Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.