Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.