Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.