I like to poo while smoking.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.