Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.