I hold my breath in elevators

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

i masturbate with my feet

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.