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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Brake for tail-gaters
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.