Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

wonder who wrote these things

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.