Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sometimes I toot.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.