When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.