open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.