Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

I eat ass

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.