Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.