Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I control water in the shower.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.