When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.