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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.