I put big spaces in between comments

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.