I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I don't read the terms of service.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

fap

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.