I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.