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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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misread flashlight
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.