Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I think about other women when having sex

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.