tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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ASMR

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.