Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.