Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Pee in the shower.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.