while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.