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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Vote for the other guy
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.