I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.