wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Go outside and pee.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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fart

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Peeing in the shower

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Courtesy flush.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.