Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.