When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.