Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Sometimes I toot.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.