Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Made after doomsday plans

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.