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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.