Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.