Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.