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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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+83
When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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+252
Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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-35
sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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-55
turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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-98
Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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-121
When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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