When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Pretend animals talk to you!

I refuse to forward chain letters

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.