I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Take baths

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I don't read the terms of service.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.