Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.