Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.