Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.