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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.