When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.