If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -146

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Pretend animals talk to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -45

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.