I don't read the terms of service.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I eat ass

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.