Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.