Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Play Minecraft

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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jack off

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Poop naked.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.