I read the down voted posts

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.