Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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misread flashlight

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.