When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.