When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Courtesy flush.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.