Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.