When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

chew on the side of my teeth

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.