read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.