something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.