If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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misread dig bick

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Fart at home

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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im going to rape that girl

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.