I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.