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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.