When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.