- Things You Think Only You Do

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.