I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Your mom

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I can't trill my R's

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.