put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Pee in the shower

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.