Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I click my teeth to music

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I constantly talk to myself.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.