I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.