When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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misread flashlight

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.