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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.