I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.