Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.