Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.