sing like a pro in da shower

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.