I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Give your neighbors names from movies.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

I think about other women when having sex

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.