When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sitting down in the shower

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.