When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.