feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

try to give your friends spirit animals

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I have a phobia of incest

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

suck my own penis

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.