Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.