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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.