Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Pee in the shower

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.