arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.