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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Courtesy flush.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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i masturbate with my feet
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.