I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.