"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.