Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Only use the left earphone.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.