toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I hate being called "buddy".

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I pee in the shower. :3

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.