Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.