When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.