When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.