from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.