Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I was the real Stig...

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.