When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I **** with no hands.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.