I put big spaces in between comments

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

sneeze without closing my eyes

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.