Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Picking my nose.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.