Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.