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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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I ejaculate fire and glory
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.