I hold my breath in elevators

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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i masturbate with my feet

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.