Put my hands together the 'other' way

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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make south park refferences every day

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.