Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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being super bored at school

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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whale sperm

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.