Put my hands together the 'other' way

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

make south park refferences every day

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

I dip my pizza crust in soda

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.