- Things You Think Only You Do

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

suck my own penis

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.