Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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make south park refferences every day

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.