I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.