pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know how to type a ¿

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.