If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.