If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.