When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

wonder who wrote these things

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I refuse to forward chain letters

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.