Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.