when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.