If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.