Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.