When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Ur mum

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.