wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Give your neighbors names from movies.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

I think about other women when having sex

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.