Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

conundrum.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Picking my nose.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.