Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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conundrum.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.