when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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pick your nose and eat it

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.