Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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penis

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.