When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.