When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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being super bored at shool

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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smoke marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.