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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Pee in the shower
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.