Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.