Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.