I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.