I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.