Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.