For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.