Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.