Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

sit in the shower

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.