Pretend i'm a sim.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.