Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Vote for the other guy

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.