when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.