Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sleep with pillow between legs

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.