Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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sit in the shower

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.