After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.