every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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fap

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.