Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Pee in the shower

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.