I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Your mom

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.