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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Pee in the shower
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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listen to madonnas new album
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.