I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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i smoke weed all day.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I never feel bored

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.