Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Your mom

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.