I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Use my phone to see what time it is

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

R A P E Children

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.