pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.