DIY LOL
Ad Failure
Funny Exams
Joe Blocked
Pointless Super Powers
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
…
Next ›
Last »
when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
I sleep in my underpants every single night
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
thumb_up
thumb_down
+48
Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-71
When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I eat ass
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-49
Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-98
Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
« First
‹ Prev
…
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.