Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I have autofocus in my eyes.

laziness .... its all in the mind

im going to rape that girl

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Tear up when I poop

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.