When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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conundrum.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.