Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know how to type a ¿

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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My parents are annoying.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.