I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Being fat

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.