When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I put big spaces in between comments

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.