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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.