my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.