In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Masturbate Daily.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I **** with no hands.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.