Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.