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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Peeing in the shower
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.