Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Go for a 10 mile run.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.