Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Picking my nose.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.