I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.