Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.