when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.