Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.