- Things You Think Only You Do

im going to kill that person and get away with it

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.