After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I want to suck on your penis

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.