I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.