- Things You Think Only You Do

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.