Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I control water in the shower.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.