hate Justin Bieber

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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misread flashlight

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I know how to type a ¿

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I was the real Stig...

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.