See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Sometimes I toot.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.