I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Your mom

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.