Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Talk to my cat.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.