Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

misread flashlight

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

speak proper english

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.