Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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blink

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Vote for the other guy

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.