When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.