fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Think about breathing...

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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hate Justin Bieber

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.