instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.