I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

conundrum.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.