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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.