being super bored at shool

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.