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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.