Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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listen to madonnas new album

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.