Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

the power to regenerate your appendix

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.