Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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whale sperm

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.