judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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fap

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.