When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.