The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Take baths

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.