Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Pee in the shower.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.