wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I think about other women when having sex

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.