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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.