Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Pee in the shower

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.