my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.