I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.