Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.