The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Take baths

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.