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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.