i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.