when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.