Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.