Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Poo really loud

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.