Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.