When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

thumb_up thumb_down -75

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +502

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -30

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I rehearse arguments in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.