Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I piss in the bed every night

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.