Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.