Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Poop naked.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.