Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.