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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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smoke marijuana
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.