when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.