Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.