I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.