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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.