sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.