When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

get bored so I fist myself for money

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

hallo

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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