I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.