I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I eat ass

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.