Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

conundrum.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Picking my nose.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.