Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.