I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.