When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I'm really picky about how I earn money

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.