Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.