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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.