Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.