When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.