Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.