I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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i use dental dams

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.