i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.