whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.