Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.