scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I read the down voted posts

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Pee in the shower.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.