Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.