Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I piss in the bed every night

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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get really confused

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.