When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.