refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

jack off

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I eat ass

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I want to suck on your penis

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Boinked my neighbor

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Pretend animals talk to you!

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.