- Things You Think Only You Do

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

i use dental dams

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.