When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Poo really loud

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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conundrum.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.