hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I rape small children ;).

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.