even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.