When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pee in the shower.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.