When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.