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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Pee in the shower.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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I control water in the shower.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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get really confused
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.