coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.