For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.