When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.