When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I read the down voted posts

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Your mom

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.