Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.