I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.