right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.