Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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sing in the shower

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.