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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.