When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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i use dental dams

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I chew my ice cream.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.