i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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hallo

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I cant ride a bike

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.