Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.