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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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k. everyone
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.