When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Poop naked.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.