I pee in the shower.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.