If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Boinked my neighbor

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.