When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I never feel bored

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.