When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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hallo

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.