- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Only use the left earphone.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.