I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I can't trill my R's

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.