put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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whale sperm

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.