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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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Having gay sex
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.