Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Breathe.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.