- Things You Think Only You Do

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

The older I get the more honest I get

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.