Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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k. everyone

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.