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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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Tear up when I poop
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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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misread dig bick
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.