When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.