ASMR

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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My parents are annoying.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.