When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.