I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.