If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.