I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Think about breathing...

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.