I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I piss in the bed every night

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.