Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.