I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.