Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I read the down voted posts

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.