Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I control water in the shower.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Being fat

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.