When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.