I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Ur mum

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.