stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

i masturbate with my feet

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Take baths

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.