Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.