I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wonder who wrote these things

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I read the down voted posts

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.