In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.