Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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wonder who wrote these things

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.