Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Mayada stupid

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.