Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.