When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Only use the left earphone.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Think about breathing...

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.