Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.