I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.