Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.