Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.