When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I chew my ice cream.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.