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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.