listen to madonnas new album

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.