whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I can see a magic eye image

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fart

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.