When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Eat ice by itself

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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sit in the shower

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.