Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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misread dig bick

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I sleep in the nude.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.