i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.