Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.