when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.