When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I never feel bored

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.