If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.