When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.