I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Breathe.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I like to poo while smoking.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.