Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.