Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.