I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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conundrum.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.