twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.