When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I chew my ice cream.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.