Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.