I want to suck on your penis

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.