Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I sleep in the nude.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.