chewing icecream before you swallow it

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.