Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Do somthing only you do

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.