Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.