Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.