i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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sing like a pro in da shower

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.