- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.