right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.