Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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whale sperm

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.