Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.