I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.