When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.