When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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sit in the shower

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.