Your mom

Pee in the shower.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.