If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.