When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I sleep in the nude.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.