Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.