When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Mayada stupid

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.