Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Talk to my cat.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.