When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.