Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.