I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.