I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I have a phobia of incest

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Poop naked.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.