while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I always think I have special powers

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.