Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

I eat food when i'm bored..

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.