Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I really like taking shits.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.