Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Mayada stupid

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.