In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.