Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.