If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

chew on the side of my teeth

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.