Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.