Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.