when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.