Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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k. everyone

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.