If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Brake for tail-gaters

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.