Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Fart at home

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

fap

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.