Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

sit in the shower

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.