When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Only use the left earphone.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.