I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.