Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.