Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.