Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.