Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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jack off

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.