The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Fart at home

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.