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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Things You Think Only You Do

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