try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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whale sperm

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.