Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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look at bins as i walk past them

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.