When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.