When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.