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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Courtesy flush.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.