when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.