google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.