Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.