My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.