If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.