Like a toy until it breaks.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Take baths

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I have seen a UFO

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.