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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I chew around the center of carrots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.