If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

smoke marijuana

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.