Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

make south park refferences every day

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.