When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Breathe.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.