right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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wonder who wrote these things

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.