Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.