Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.