Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.