Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.