Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.