Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.