Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.