Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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blink

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.