Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.