When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.