I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.