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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Giving my dog a massage.
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.