I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.