right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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wonder who wrote these things

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.