Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.