google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I like to poo while smoking.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.