I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.