(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.