brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Your mom

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.