After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.