Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.