Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.