Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

k. everyone

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.