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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.