Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.