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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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I scratch and sniff.
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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fap
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.