Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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make south park refferences every day

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.