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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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smoke marijuana
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.