If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.