Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.