I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.