Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.