I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Smoking in the shower.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.