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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.