Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

look at bins as i walk past them

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.