When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.