Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have a phobia of incest

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.