Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Dancing while hoovering

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

im going to rape that girl

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Reading the terms of service :O....

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

hallo

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.