when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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sit in the shower

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.