I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.