Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.