Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Poop naked.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.