When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.