listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Think about breathing...

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Play Minecraft

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Fart at home

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.