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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.