Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I chew my ice cream.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.