If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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conundrum.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.