whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Tear up when I poop

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I rehearse arguments in my head.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.