Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I pee in the shower.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

hallo

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.