Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Ur mum

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.