whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Tear up when I poop

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.