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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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Being fat
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse
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I chew my ice cream.
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.