I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.