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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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misread dig bick
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.