When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.