Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Pee in the shower

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.