When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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humiliating little girls

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.