i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.