Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I never feel bored

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.