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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.