I **** with no hands.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

My parents are annoying.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.