Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.