Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.