Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.