I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Dancing while hoovering

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.