I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

chew on the side of my teeth

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.