I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

I apologize, when i bump against things.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.