I pee in the shower. :3

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I eat ass

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.