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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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I pee in the shower.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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speak proper english
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.