when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.