When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.