Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

chew on the side of my teeth

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.