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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.