When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Be a loner at school

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.