When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.