I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

wonder who wrote these things

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.