Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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hallo

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.