Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Like a toy until it breaks.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Take baths

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

chew on the side of my teeth

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.