Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Take baths

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.