Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.