When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Mayada stupid

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.