suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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get really confused

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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penis

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.