When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.