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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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hallo
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.