Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.