Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.