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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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I hit the frig after sex
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Do somthing only you do
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.