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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.