Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Poop naked.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.