I **** with no hands.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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My parents are annoying.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.