- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Courtesy flush.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I was the real Stig...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.