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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Pee in the shower
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.