dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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k. everyone

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.