realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.