Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.