Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.