Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I was the real Stig...

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.