Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Breathe.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.