i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.