I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Take baths

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.