realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I chew around the center of carrots.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.