I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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speak proper english

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I cant ride a bike

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.