When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.