Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pee in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

thumb_up thumb_down

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

thumb_up thumb_down +81

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Make up a song to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -154

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.