When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Poop naked.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.