I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fap

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.