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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.