I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Picking my nose.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.