Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.