getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.