I'm really picky about how I earn money

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.