Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Breathe.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.