k. everyone

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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get really confused

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.