Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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make south park refferences every day

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.