carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.