Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.