I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.