go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I'm really picky about how I earn money

look at bins as i walk past them

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.