When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.