When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.