before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.