Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.