When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Pee in the shower

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.