Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I pee in the shower.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.