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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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only read the short jokes on this website
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.