I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

misread dig bick

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I always think I have special powers

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.