Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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look at bins as i walk past them

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.