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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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Mayada stupid
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.