I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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hate Justin Bieber

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.