Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Take baths

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.