When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.