Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.