if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I piss in the bed every night

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Be a loner at school

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.