When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Having gay sex

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Tear up when I poop

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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misread dig bick

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.