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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.