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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.