wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.