I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.