We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

hate Justin Bieber

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.