I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Pee in the shower

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I read the down voted posts

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Your mom

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.