Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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blink

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Vote for the other guy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.