Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.