I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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conundrum.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.