Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I can't trill my R's

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.