Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.