When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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R A P E Children

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.