Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I was the real Stig...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.