I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I push the door open with my stomach

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.