Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Watch the same movies over and over

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.