when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.