Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.