when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.