think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Watch the same movies over and over

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Pee in the shower.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I control water in the shower.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

get really confused

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Think about breathing...

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.