I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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misread dig bick

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I always think I have special powers

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.