Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.