The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.