While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I eat ass

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.