Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.