Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.