Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.