Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

pick your nose and eat it

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.