How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Eat ice by itself

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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hate Justin Bieber

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.