i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Picking my nose.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.