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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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penis
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Say what even when u heard someone
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.