walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.