Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

speak proper english

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

This song will not come out of my head!

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.