I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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k. everyone

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.