I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pee in the shower

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I read the down voted posts

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Your mom

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.