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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.