Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.