Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.