feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.