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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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speak proper english
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.