When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I control water in the shower.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I think about other women when having sex

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.