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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Fart at home
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.