When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

call someone by a siblings name.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

I constantly talk to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.