Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Your mom

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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i use dental dams

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I never feel bored

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.