If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Breathe.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.