I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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My parents are annoying.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.