After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Things You Think Only You Do

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