Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I control water in the shower.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.