When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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conundrum.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.