The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Picking my nose.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.