Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Mayada stupid

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.