Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.