Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I really like taking shits.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.