Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I control water in the shower.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.