I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.