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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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I chew my ice cream.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.