- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.