In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.