suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

make south park refferences every day

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I never feel bored

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.