Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.