Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.