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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.