Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pick your nose and eat it

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.