Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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misread dig bick

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.