Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.