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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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i masturbate with my feet
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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.