When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.