Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Do somthing only you do

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.