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call someone by a siblings name.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.