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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I have seen a UFO
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.