i use dental dams

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I chew my ice cream.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.