Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.