Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I can't trill my R's

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I hate being called "buddy".

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.