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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.