I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.