I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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speak proper english

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.