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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Being fat
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.