pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.