When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.