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I really like taking shits.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.