put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.