I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Tried to suck ur own penis

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.