in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I want to suck on your penis

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

k. everyone

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.