Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Dancing while hoovering

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.