Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.