click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.