Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Reading the terms of service :O....

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.