Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.