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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Breathe.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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suck my own penis
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.