Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.