I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.