wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.