Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.