Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.