Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I chew my ice cream.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.