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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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jack off
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.