Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.