moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.