When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Stab myself on a daily basis

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

misread dig bick

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.