It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Take baths

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.