I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

sing like a pro in da shower

look at bins as i walk past them

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Go outside and pee.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.