Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Pretend animals talk to you!

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.