when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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fap

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.