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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I piss in the bed every night

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.