Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.