(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I pee in the shower.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Look at my poo before I flush it.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.