become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.