im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.