A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.