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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.
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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.