Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.