Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.