sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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im going to rape that girl

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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whale sperm

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I toot.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.