When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

I control water in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -101

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

I think about other women when having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -23

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

thumb_up thumb_down -102

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Take baths

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.