Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I pee in the shower. :3

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Play as both sides on fifa

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.