think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.