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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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R A P E Children
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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I have seen a UFO
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.