When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Poo really loud

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.