Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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whale sperm

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hit the frig after sex

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.