Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.