Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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hallo

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.