look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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fap

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Being fat

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.