Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.