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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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KICK THE CAN
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.