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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I piss in the bed every night

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.