Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.