Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Fart at home

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.