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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.