Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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My parents are annoying.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.