I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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hallo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.