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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.