I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Being fat

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.