I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.