Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.