Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fart at home

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.