I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.