- Things You Think Only You Do

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.