Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I think about other women when having sex

I hate being called "buddy".

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.