I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.