Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.