I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.