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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Your mom
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.