Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.