When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.