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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.