When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.