sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

im going to rape that girl

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Look at my poop before flushing

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

whale sperm

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Sometimes I toot.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.