When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.