We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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misread dig bick

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.