I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.