Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.