Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Having gay sex

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I hit the frig after sex

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I really like taking shits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hate Justin Bieber

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Only use the left earphone.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.