I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.