I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.