I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.