I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Talk to my cat.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.