Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.