Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I laugh easier when im with someone

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.