I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Take baths

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.