trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Vote for the other guy

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.