I lift my butt when I'm farting

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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ASMR

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.