When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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speak proper english

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I cant ride a bike

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.