pull out a flies wings and let it go

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.