Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.