If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I click my teeth to music

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting down in the shower

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.