Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.