Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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being super bored at shool

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.