like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.