i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.