I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Talk to my cat.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.