have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.