Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.