- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.