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I refuse to forward chain letters
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.