squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.