Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.