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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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