imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.