think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.