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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.