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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.