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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.