When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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hallo

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.