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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.