when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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conundrum.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.