I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.