Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

The older I get the more honest I get

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.