Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I sleep in the nude.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.