I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.