When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Having gay sex

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.