I refuse to forward chain letters

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

thumb_up thumb_down +21

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

thumb_up thumb_down

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Make up a song to yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -158

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

thumb_up thumb_down +794

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -56

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

thumb_up thumb_down -31

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

thumb_up thumb_down +150

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

thumb_up thumb_down +231

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down +308

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.