Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Think about breathing...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Pee in the shower

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.