On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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i use dental dams

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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hate Justin Bieber

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.