When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.