Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.