Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.