Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.