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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.