Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.