I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.