I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Breathe.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.