Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.