When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Eat ice by itself

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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misread flashlight

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.