On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sometimes I toot.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I scratch and sniff.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.