squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

get home from work and masturbate instantly

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Pretend animals talk to you!

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.