while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.