When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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check shower for murder then pee

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.