Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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sing in the shower

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I control water in the shower.

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get really confused

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.