When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.