When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.