When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.