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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.