In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.