Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I piss in the bed every night

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.