Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.