Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.