Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.