Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.