i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Poo really loud

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.