When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have a phobia of incest

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.