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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Pee in the shower

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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listen to madonnas new album

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.