Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I want to suck on your penis

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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k. everyone

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.