Pee in the shower.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.