Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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hallo

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Smoking in the shower.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.