You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.