You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.