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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.