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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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listen to madonnas new album
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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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I rape small children ;).
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.