Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.