Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.