Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I think about life problems in the shower

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Play Minecraft

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.