Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.