when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.