i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.