After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.