I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Breathe.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Play Minecraft

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.