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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.