stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.