when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.