When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

wipe your hands on your pants

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.