Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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fap

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.