- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Wonder why there are sites like this.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

fall asleep in the shower.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.