try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Brake for tail-gaters

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.