Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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sit in the shower

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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suck my own penis

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.