Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.