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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.