Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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being super bored at shool

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being super bored at school

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Talk to my cat.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Fart at home

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.