Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.