when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I really enjoy self-pity.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.