- Things You Think Only You Do

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.