When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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make south park refferences every day

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.