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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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hate Justin Bieber

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.