as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.