Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I was the real Stig...

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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check shower for murder then pee

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.