When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.