Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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being super bored at school

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.