Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.