I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Go on this site to feel normal.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I sleep in the nude.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.