i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.