Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.