get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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misread flashlight

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check shower for murder then pee

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.