find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pee in the shower

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Fart at home

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.