When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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ASMR

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.