Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I know how to type a ¿

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.