sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.