Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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im going to rape that girl

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.