When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I cant ride a bike

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Mayada stupid

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I meow when my cat meows.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.