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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.