sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.