I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.