While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.