When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

sing like a pro in da shower

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

the power to regenerate your appendix

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.