When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I cant ride a bike

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I meow when my cat meows.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.