realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.