I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.