Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I really like taking shits.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.