think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Play as both sides on fifa

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.