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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.