When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.