when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.