Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.