Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I control water in the shower.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.