Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.