I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.