Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

KICK THE CAN

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.