When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.