Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.