When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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shag your mom

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.