I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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i use dental dams

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.