In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.