I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Peeing in the shower

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.