Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

I control water in the shower.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.