Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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ASMR

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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fap

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Sitting down in the shower

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.