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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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incognito mode on google chrome
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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smoke marijuana
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.