I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.