When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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k. everyone

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.