Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.