I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.