When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.