Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I was the real Stig...

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

check shower for murder then pee

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.