i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.