Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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sit in the shower

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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check shower for murder then pee

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I Masturbate Daily.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.