- Things You Think Only You Do

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I think about life problems in the shower

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" turn volume down

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.