Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I really like taking shits.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.