I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.