Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I sleep in the nude.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.