Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.