How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Thinking your life is a movie...

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.