I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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hate Justin Bieber

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.