Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.