How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.