I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.