- Things You Think Only You Do

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I can see a magic eye image

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.