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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.
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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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