When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

ASMR

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.