run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Peeing in the shower

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.