Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.