hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pee in the shower

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.