When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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wipe your hands on your pants

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.