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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.