I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.