When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I really like taking shits.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.