taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.