pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.