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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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I like to poo while smoking.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.