whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.