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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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I have seen a UFO
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.