When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Breathe.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.