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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I put salt on buttered toast...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

This song will not come out of my head!

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

I always think I have special powers

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

fart

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.