Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.