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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.