I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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blink

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.