Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I pee in the shower.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.