When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Sitting next to a banana called James

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

being super bored at shool

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.