Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.