Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.