something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.