Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.