Do somthing only you do

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I control water in the shower.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Poop naked.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Eat ice by itself

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.