when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.