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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.