i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Be a loner at school

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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im going to rape that girl

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.