Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.