Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.