recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Pee in the shower.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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fart

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I always think I have special powers

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.