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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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KICK THE CAN
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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I **** with no hands.
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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I want to suck on your penis
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.