think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.