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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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sit in the shower
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)
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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.