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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Boinked my neighbor
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.