Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.