- Things You Think Only You Do

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

RAPE CHILDREN

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.