Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sit in the shower

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I **** with no hands.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.