Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I scratch and sniff.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.