play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.