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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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hate Justin Bieber
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.