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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.