- Things You Think Only You Do

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.