- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

i see almost everything as a sign

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Pee in the shower

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.