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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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Your mom
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.