DIY LOL
Extreme Advertising
Meanwhile In
Passed Out Photos
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
…
Next ›
Last »
When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+203
Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
thumb_up
thumb_down
-57
Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
thumb_up
thumb_down
-65
the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-67
When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+171
When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
Wondering who would cry at your funeral
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
I always think I have special powers
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
thumb_up
thumb_down
+34
Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
« First
‹ Prev
…
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.