I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.