getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Talk to my cat.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.