Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.