Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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fap

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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make south park refferences every day

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.