When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.