Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.