wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.