- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Make up a song to yourself.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I click my teeth to music

I rape small children ;).

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.