wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Take baths

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.