When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Go on this site to feel normal.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Eat ice by itself

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.