In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.