Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Your mom

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.