When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.