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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.