When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.