- Things You Think Only You Do

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.