Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.