I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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My parents are annoying.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.