look at bins as i walk past them

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I can see a magic eye image

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.