Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.