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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.