When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sitting down in the shower

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Breathe.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Mayada stupid

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being super bored at school

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.