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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.