Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

conundrum.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.