While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.