Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.