Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.