Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.