On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.