look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.