Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Make up a song to yourself.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I scratch and sniff.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.