If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.