Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Your mom

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

always check thde back seat before starting the car

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.