I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pee in the shower

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Be a loner at school

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I chew my ice cream.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.