I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.