Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.