Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.