Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Look at my poop before flushing

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.