Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.