I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I always cry when I pray.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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get really confused

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.