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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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blow nose. look at kleenex.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I always cry when I pray.
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.