you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.