Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.