I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.