Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.