~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.