Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.