Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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k. everyone

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.