Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.