When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I pee in the shower.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I piss in the bed every night

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.