Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Giving my dog a massage.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.