When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I can see a magic eye image

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.