fall asleep in the shower.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Breathe.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.