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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.