When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I really like taking shits.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I read the down voted posts

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.