When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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im going to rape that girl

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.