Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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blink

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.