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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.