You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I chew my ice cream.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.