Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I can't trill my R's

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.