A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.