pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Smoking in the shower.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.