Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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misread dig bick

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.