Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Only use the left earphone.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.