When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.