Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.