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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.