I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.