You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.