When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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blink

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.