I don't read the terms of service.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Sometimes I toot.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

penis

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.