turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Boinked my neighbor

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.