getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Thinking your life is a movie...

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

I push the door open with my stomach

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

misread dig bick

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.