Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.