when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Dancing while hoovering

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.