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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.