When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

The older I get the more honest I get

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

listen to madonnas new album

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.