watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

thumb_up thumb_down -44

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

thumb_up thumb_down +749

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -42

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down +215

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I chew around the center of carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.