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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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I eat ass
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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Pee in the shower
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.