1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.