Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Eat ice by itself

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.