Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.