Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

I sleep in the nude.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.