Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Peeing in the shower

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.