When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.