When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Be a loner at school

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I chew my ice cream.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.