The older I get the more honest I get

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.