Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.