I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.