Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Giving my dog a massage.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.