When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.