act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Still record on VHS tapes.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.