during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Giving my dog a massage.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.