I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.