Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Ur mum

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.