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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I was the real Stig...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I push the door open with my stomach

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.