Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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sit in the shower

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.