act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.