I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Think about breathing...

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.