turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.