pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.