I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.