In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.