Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.