Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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misread dig bick

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.