I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I always think I have special powers

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.