Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

misread flashlight

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.