read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.