when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Pee in the shower.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.