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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.