When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.