When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Ur mum

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.