smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.