I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.