I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Breathe.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.