When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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listen to madonnas new album

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.