watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.