When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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im going to rape that girl

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.