I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.