When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.