When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.