Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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suck my own penis

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.