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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Eat ice by itself
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.
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Tried to suck ur own penis
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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Pee in the shower
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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones
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I know how to type a ¿
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.