Pee in my work garbage can.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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k. everyone

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I think about other women when having sex

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.