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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Ur mum
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.