Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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k. everyone

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.