Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.