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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.