Being fat

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.