I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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sing in the shower

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.