i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.