I constantly talk to myself.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

ASMR

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

fap

Sitting down in the shower

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.