Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.