When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.