Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.