When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.