I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.