Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I toot.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I cant ride a bike

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.