When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.