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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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I sleep in the nude.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.