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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.