DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Extreme Advertising
Quoted Coworkers
Spoiled Photos
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
…
Next ›
Last »
start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-72
When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+42
think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
Eat ice by itself
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
I wonder if elections are rigged?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-24
when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting
thumb_up
thumb_down
+622
I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-86
When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+306
Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
thumb_up
thumb_down
+21
« First
‹ Prev
…
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.