I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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whale sperm

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.