If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.