Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.