Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Look at my poo before I flush it.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.