Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.