I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.