I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.