Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.