When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.