When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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whale sperm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.