When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.