When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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misread flashlight

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.