think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.