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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I have seen a UFO
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.