Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.