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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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I like to poo while smoking.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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My parents are annoying.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.