i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.