When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.