wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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wonder who wrote these things

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.