If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.