Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.