When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.