Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.