Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.