Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.