When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Brake for tail-gaters

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.