choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Fart at home

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

I read the down voted posts

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.