rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.