When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I was the real Stig...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.