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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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call someone by a siblings name.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.