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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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The older I get the more honest I get

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.