When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.