When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.