- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I have seen a UFO

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.