Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Made after doomsday plans

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.