When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.