When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Brake for tail-gaters

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.