I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

whale sperm

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.