I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.