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Boinked my neighbor
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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.