I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.