When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.