imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.