When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I chew my ice cream.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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R A P E Children

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pee in the shower

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.