I constantly talk to myself.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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ASMR

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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fap

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Sitting down in the shower

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.