Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Thinking your life is a movie...

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I masturbate with sandpaper

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.