click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.