Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.