Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I hit the frig after sex

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Breathe.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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penis

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.