When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.