Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.