I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.