i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.