Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.