Seperate your food on you dinner plate

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.