Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.