Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Think about breathing...

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.