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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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get really confused
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Sometimes I toot.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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sing in the shower
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I Masturbate Daily.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.