Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.