I rehearse arguments in my head.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

being super bored at school

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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