I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

RAPE CHILDREN

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.