Fart at home

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sitting down in the shower

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.