I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Peeing in the shower

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I rape small children ;).

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.