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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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call someone by a siblings name.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.