Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I don't read the terms of service.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

ASMR

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.