Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Play as both sides on fifa

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Having gay sex

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I piss in the bed every night

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.