Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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i use dental dams

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Pee in the shower

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.