Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.