I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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k. everyone

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Courtesy flush.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.