Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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shag your mom

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.