When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.