I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.