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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I put salt on buttered toast...

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

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