When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Mayada stupid

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.