Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I hit the frig after sex

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Breathe.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

penis

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.