- Things You Think Only You Do

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Peeing in the shower

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.