twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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misread dig bick

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.