When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.