Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.