when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

fap

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.