Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Sitting down in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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i use dental dams

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.