When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Pee in the shower

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.