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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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Smoking in the shower.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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