No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.