Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Breathe.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Peeing in the shower

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.