never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.