I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.