when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.