Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.