Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Look at my poop before flushing

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.