Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.