Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.