refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.