Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.