A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.