use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

sit in the shower

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.