When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Pee in the shower

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Sitting down in the shower

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.