Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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i smoke weed all day.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.