When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I was the real Stig...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.