- Things You Think Only You Do

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

wipe your hands on your pants

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.