- Things You Think Only You Do

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Being fat

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

-15

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Being fat

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do