when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.