play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.