I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.