when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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sing in the shower

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.