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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.