Sometimes I toot.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.