When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.