Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

I pee in the shower. :3

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

k. everyone

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.