Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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misread flashlight

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.