Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Sitting down in the shower

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.