I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

The older I get the more honest I get

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.