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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.