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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Being fat
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.