chewing icecream before you swallow it

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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get really confused

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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ASMR

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.