wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Boinked my neighbor

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.