hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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pick your nose and eat it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Peeing in the shower

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.