Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.