Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Mayada stupid

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

I was the real Stig...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.