- Things You Think Only You Do

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.