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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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suck my own penis
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.