Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.