Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.