Use my phone to see what time it is

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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suck my own penis

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.