Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.