Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Be a loner at school

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Go for a 10 mile run.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Justin Beiber is a woman

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I can see a magic eye image

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.