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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.
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humiliating little girls
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.