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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.