While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I like to poo while smoking.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.