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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.