When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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sit in the shower

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.