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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Pee in the shower
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.