Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Say what even when u heard someone

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.