I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I click my teeth to music

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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being super bored at school

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.