When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.