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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.