Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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conundrum.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.