When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.