Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.