I put salt on buttered toast...

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.