pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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R A P E Children

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.