I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Dancing while hoovering

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.