I talk to myself when I'm alone

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.