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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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I have seen a UFO
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.
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chewing icecream before you swallow it
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.