sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.