Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Your mom

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.