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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.