Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.