- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I pee in the shower. :3

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.