Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.