Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Mayada stupid

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.