I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.