pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sitting down in the shower

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.