When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.