When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.