always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I want to suck on your penis

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.