Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.