Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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blink

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.