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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.