sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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ASMR

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.