Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Sitting down in the shower

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.