Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Breathe.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.