Use my phone to see what time it is

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

I constantly talk to myself.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

suck my own penis

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.