A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.