Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.