go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.