you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Being fat

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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conundrum.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.