- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.