forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.