Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.