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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.