After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.