sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I really like taking shits.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.