Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I really enjoy self-pity.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.