go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.