- Things You Think Only You Do

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.