when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I hold my breath in elevators

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I know how to type a ¿

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.