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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Mayada stupid

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.