Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.