RAPE CHILDREN

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.