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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.