I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I put big spaces in between comments

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

I cant ride a bike

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

shag your mom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.