When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.