Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Sometimes I toot.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.