DIY LOL
LOLercoasters
Pointless Inventions
Scumbag Steve
Tattoo Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
…
Next ›
Last »
do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+306
i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+11
When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-110
When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Gotta sleep with a fan.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+46
Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
Do somthing only you do
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
get bored so I fist myself for money
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+285
Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-54
scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
thumb_up
thumb_down
-87
Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
« First
‹ Prev
…
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.