When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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blink

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.