- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.