When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.