every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.