I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.