Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.