When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I cant ride a bike

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.