I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

I click my teeth to music

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I ejaculate fire and glory

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

being super bored at school

being super bored at shool

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.