I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I cant ride a bike

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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shag your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.