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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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sit in the shower
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.