watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I eat ass

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Eating chicken at KFC.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.