Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.