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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.