give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.