I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.