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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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draw the sun at the corner of the page
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.