Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.