Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I click my teeth to music

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.