Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I put big spaces in between comments

Say what even when u heard someone

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.