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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.