use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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sit in the shower

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.