Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes I toot.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.