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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.