Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Courtesy flush.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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jack off

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.