Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.