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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I constantly talk to myself.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Mayada stupid

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.