Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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KICK THE CAN

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.