make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.