Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I can't trill my R's

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.