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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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sit in the shower
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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speak proper english
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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pick your nose and eat it
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.