When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

I Masturbate Daily.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.