When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

I eat food when i'm bored..

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.