I gotta get down of Friday

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.