Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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fart

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.