Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.