Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.