Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

listen to madonnas new album

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.