Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.