Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I click my teeth to music

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.