try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.