Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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i smoke weed all day.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.