Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.