turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.