When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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make south park refferences every day

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Pee in the shower

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.