Pretend animals talk to you!

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.