I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I **** with no hands.

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I control water in the shower.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.