pull out a flies wings and let it go

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Take baths

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

i masturbate with my feet

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I can't trill my R's

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.