Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.