Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.