When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.