whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

look at bins as i walk past them

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Make up a song to yourself.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

KICK THE CAN

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.