When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Ur mum

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sitting down in the shower

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.