- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I refuse to forward chain letters

I eat ass

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.