I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I pee in the shower.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.