DIY LOL
Anti Joke
I AM DISAPPOINT
Japan is Weird
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
…
Next ›
Last »
when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
thumb_up
thumb_down
-84
when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
thumb_up
thumb_down
-82
I ejaculate fire and glory
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
thumb_up
thumb_down
+20
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-126
when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+24
im going to kill that person and get away with it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-79
When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-91
I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
« First
‹ Prev
…
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.