Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I read the down voted posts

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.