My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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listen to madonnas new album

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.