Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.