I eat one way in public and another way in private.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.