When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.