Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.