Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.