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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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hallo
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.