Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.