When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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fart

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Tear up when I poop

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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fap

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.