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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.