outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.