speak proper english

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.