think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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whale sperm

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.