When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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shag your mom

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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k. everyone

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.