I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

misread flashlight

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

I click my teeth to music

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.