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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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+48
if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.