Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.