feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.