Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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being super bored at school

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.