Gotta sleep with a fan.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.