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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.