when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.