Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.