I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.