I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

thumb_up thumb_down +356

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +1,338

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

thumb_up thumb_down +1,446

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

thumb_up thumb_down -42

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -73

ASMR

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

thumb_up thumb_down +170

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

thumb_up thumb_down +59

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,753

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +258

wipe your hands on your pants

thumb_up thumb_down +1,404

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

thumb_up thumb_down -38

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

thumb_up thumb_down +745

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

thumb_up thumb_down +607

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,356

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down +512

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.