I control water in the shower.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.