Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.