Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I don't read the terms of service.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.