Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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ASMR

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.