Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Do somthing only you do

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.