I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.