Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Do somthing only you do

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.