"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.