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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.
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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.