When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.