Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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smoke marijuana

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.