I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.