When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.