I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.