My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

listen to madonnas new album

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.