Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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get really confused

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.