Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.