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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.