whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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KICK THE CAN

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.