Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.