When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.