realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at shool

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.