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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.