When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I chew my ice cream.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.