sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.