I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.