Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I eat ass

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.