I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.