When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.