I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

sing in the shower

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Smoking in the shower.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.