I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.