I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.