Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

fall asleep in the shower.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

bounce when your tip toeing.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.