I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.