something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I think about other women when having sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.