Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.