Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.