I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.