I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Breathe.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.