while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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k. everyone

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.