The older I get the more honest I get

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.