Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.