Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.