Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

thumb_up thumb_down -29

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

thumb_up thumb_down -52

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -38

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

thumb_up thumb_down -70

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.