Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I **** with no hands.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.