Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Tried to suck ur own penis

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.