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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.
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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.