In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I put big spaces in between comments

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

I constantly talk to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.