Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Only use the left earphone.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.