turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Pee in the shower.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.