Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I hit the frig after sex

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.