chew on the side of my teeth

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.