When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

make south park refferences every day

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

Pee in the shower

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.