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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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-44
I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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-11
If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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-39
Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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-34
When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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-23
When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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-18
Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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-78
Having gay sex
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-11
Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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-33
I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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-87
Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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