Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I know how to type a ¿

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.