I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I ejaculate fire and glory

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.