Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.