I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.