When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.