When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

shag your mom

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

k. everyone

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.