I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I hate being called "buddy".

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.