When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.