I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I **** with no hands.

I control water in the shower.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.