Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.