Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I chew my ice cream.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.