Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.