Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I chew my ice cream.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I think about life problems in the shower

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.