When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.