Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Poo really loud

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.