Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I control water in the shower.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.