Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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ASMR

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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im going to rape that girl

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.