when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.