I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.