Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.