Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.