Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I hit the frig after sex

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Breathe.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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penis

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.