when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Ur mum

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Sitting down in the shower

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.