Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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misread dig bick

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.