right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

being super bored at shool

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

smoke marijuana

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.