Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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shag your mom

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.