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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.