I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.