Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.