Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Play Minecraft

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.