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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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I click my teeth to music
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.