When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.