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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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im going to rape that girl

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.