cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.