sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.