THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.