Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I **** with no hands.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.