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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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I scratch and sniff.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.