trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.