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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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i use dental dams
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Pee in the shower
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.