taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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My parents are annoying.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.