When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.