Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.