When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.