Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.