I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Mayada stupid

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.