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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.