When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.