Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I used to eat bath bubbles

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.