Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

make food scream if i chop them up.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

misread dig bick

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I gotta get down of Friday

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.