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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Tried to suck ur own penis
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.