get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.