Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.