Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.