Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

It's hot but I still have on covers

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Say what even when u heard someone

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Go for a 10 mile run.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.