Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I scratch and sniff.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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im going to rape that girl

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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The older I get the more honest I get

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.