I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.