Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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misread dig bick

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.