When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.