Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Mayada stupid

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Being fat

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.