I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.