Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.