When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.