When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.