I have an irrational fear of sloths

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.