Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I rape small children ;).

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Fart at home

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.