Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.