When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.