I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.