I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

i see almost everything as a sign

call someone by a siblings name.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I pee in the shower. :3

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.