turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.