I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.