Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I **** with no hands.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.