When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.