Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.