I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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fart

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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jack off

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I always think I have special powers

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.