Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I want to suck on your penis

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.