Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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fart

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.