When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I laugh easier when im with someone

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I pee in the shower. :3

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.