SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Poop naked.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.