Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I pee in the shower.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.