Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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k. everyone

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.