Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.