Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.