When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.