Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.