I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.