I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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suck my own penis

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.