When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I eat ass

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.