Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.