Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Breathe.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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thumb down this post

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.