I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

i masturbate with my feet

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

fart

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.