Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.