I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.