I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.