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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I have seen a UFO
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.