When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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fap

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.