I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.