I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.