Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

thumb_up thumb_down +88

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -127

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

thumb_up thumb_down +1,525

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

thumb_up thumb_down +52

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.