I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.