I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I click my teeth to music

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.