scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.