Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.