Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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being super bored at shool

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.