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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Play Minecraft
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I constantly talk to myself.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.