I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

I'm really picky about how I earn money

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.