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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.