Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.