When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Mayada stupid

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.