When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.