I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Tear up when I poop

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.