Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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sing in the shower

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.