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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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im going to rape that girl
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.