when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.