Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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shag your mom

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Think about breathing...

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.