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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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i smoke weed all day.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me
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sneeze without closing my eyes
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.