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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.