looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

I meow when my cat meows.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I ejaculate fire and glory

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

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