When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.