pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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blink

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I piss in the bed every night

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.