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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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incognito mode on google chrome
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.