When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAP FAP ::TROLLFACE::

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Boinked my neighbor

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.