must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.