Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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fap

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Courtesy flush.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.