When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.