Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.