I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.