Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.