When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.