I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.