When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.