Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.