get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.