When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

speak proper english

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.