Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.