When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.