I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I can't trill my R's

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I control water in the shower.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.