resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Vote for the other guy

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.