When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.