Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.