- Things You Think Only You Do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I want to suck on your penis

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

jack off

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.