Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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fart

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.