Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.