When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.