Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.