I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.