Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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jack off

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Play Minecraft

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.