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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.