when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

RAPE CHILDREN

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.