Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.