When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

jack off

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Like a toy until it breaks.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I always think I have special powers

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.