Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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fart

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I was the real Stig...

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.