When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.