I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.