get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.