recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Fart at home

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.