going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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humiliating little girls

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I want to suck on your penis

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.