When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.