write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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call someone by a siblings name.

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conundrum.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.