I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.