I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.