I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.