Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.