Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.