I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.