sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.