Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.