Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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fap

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.