draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.