pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.