When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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misread flashlight

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Breathe.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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penis

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.