I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I piss in the bed every night

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.