sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.