conundrum.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Breathe.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.