when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.