Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.