conundrum.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Breathe.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.