Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.