If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

i smoke weed all day.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Try stick to something but fail in the end

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.