This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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only read the short jokes on this website

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.