when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Make up a song to yourself.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.