stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.