When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

masturbate quietly in my room.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Mayada stupid

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.