pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.