pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.