Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.