Save more than once on your favourite game.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.