when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.