When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.