I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.