write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

call someone by a siblings name.

conundrum.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.