resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Vote for the other guy

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.