get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Pee in the shower

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.