Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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i smoke weed all day.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.