Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.