- Things You Think Only You Do

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.