Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.