- Things You Think Only You Do

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Pee in the shower.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Do somthing only you do

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I control water in the shower.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.