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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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i smoke weed all day.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.