I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

laziness .... its all in the mind

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

My parents are annoying.

hallo

im going to rape that girl

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.