Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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i use dental dams

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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i masturbate with my feet

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.