Put my hands together the 'other' way

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.