Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.