Take off the ends of the banana (

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I always think I have special powers

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.