sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.