YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.