Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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get really confused

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.