I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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listen to madonnas new album

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.