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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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Your mom
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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.