Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

fart

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.