whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.