have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

ASMR

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

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