I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Being fat

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.