think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Breathe.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.