Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.