When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.