Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Eat ice by itself

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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being super bored at shool

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.