I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

listen to madonnas new album

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Eating chicken at KFC.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.