Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.