Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.