pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.