Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.