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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.
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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.
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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.