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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Pee in the shower
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.