- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.