Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.