- Things You Think Only You Do

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

fall asleep in the shower.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

i smoke weed all day.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.