Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

open the fridge A eat food B think

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.