Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.