Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.