Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.