getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I ejaculate fire and glory

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.