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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.