The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

KICK THE CAN

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I want to suck on your penis

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Fart at home

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.