Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.