thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.