Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.