I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.