Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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fart

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.