On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I think about other women when having sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.