play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.