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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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ASMR
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.