Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.