Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

masturbate quietly in my room.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Tried to suck ur own penis

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.