Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.