Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.