After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Think about breathing...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I really like taking shits.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.