trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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being super bored at school

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.