When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.