Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.