I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I click my teeth to music

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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humiliating little girls

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.