When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i smoke weed all day.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.