Take off the ends of the banana (

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I always think I have special powers

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

chewing icecream before you swallow it

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.