When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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KICK THE CAN

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.