Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.