Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.