in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.