I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.