Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.