Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I click my teeth to music

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.