Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.