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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.