Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Dancing while hoovering

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Mayada stupid

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.