When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.