I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.