When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.