When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.