before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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im going to rape that girl

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.