when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.