get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.