Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

suck my own penis

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.