When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.