When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.