when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.