When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I hate being called "buddy".

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.