I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.