if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.