eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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fap

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.