I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

make food scream if i chop them up.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.