Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Only use the left earphone.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

fall asleep in the shower.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Being fat

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.