Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.