A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Fart at home

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.