I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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penis

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.