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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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incognito mode on google chrome
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Poo really loud
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.