Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.