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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.