- Things You Think Only You Do

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.