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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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blink
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.