When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

check shower for murder then pee

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.