I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.