text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.