Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Take baths

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.