wonder who wrote these things

being super bored at shool

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I chew around the center of carrots.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.