When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Poop naked.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.