Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.