watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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being super bored at school

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.