When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Made after doomsday plans

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.