Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Dancing while hoovering

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.