Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.