when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I have seen a UFO

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

masturbate quietly in my room.

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.