On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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pick your nose and eat it

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.