When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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conundrum.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.