Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I can't trill my R's

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Talk to my cat.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.