Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.