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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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I have an irrational fear of sloths
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.