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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

I think about life problems in the shower

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.