Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.