Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.