I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.