When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.