whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I always think I have special powers

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.