I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Poo really loud

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.