Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.