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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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I talk to my pet when no one is home.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.