after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I pee in the shower.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.