Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.