I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.