try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.