Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.