whale sperm

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.