When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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i use dental dams

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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ASMR

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.