Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.