Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

make food scream if i chop them up.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.