Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.