When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I put big spaces in between comments

Say what even when u heard someone

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.