I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.