I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Be a loner at school

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.