When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Boinked my neighbor

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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whale sperm

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.