when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.