Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.