Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.