when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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listen to madonnas new album

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.