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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.