When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.