Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.