I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.