RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Courtesy flush.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Watch the same movies over and over

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.