you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

incognito mode on google chrome

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.