I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.