Mayada stupid

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I meow when my cat meows.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.