Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.