when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.