I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.