Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.