When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.