Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I like to poo while smoking.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.