Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

wonder who wrote these things

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Tried to suck ur own penis

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.