Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.