Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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im going to rape that girl

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.