I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.