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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..
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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.