Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I cant ride a bike

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.