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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?
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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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shag your mom
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.