get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.