when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.