Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Only use the left earphone.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Being fat

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.