When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

check shower for murder then pee

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Take off the ends of the banana (

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.