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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I always cry when I pray.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.