you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Pee in the shower.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.