Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

thumb_up thumb_down -62

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

thumb_up thumb_down

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

i use dental dams

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -114

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.